The Citroen decided it no longer wants to check tire pressure.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/24/2014 at 19:28 • Filed to: None

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I'm doomed, it gets passive-agressive when things like this happen.

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It keeps warning me about it, making loud beeps at random times, like it's my fault.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > My citroen won't start
08/24/2014 at 19:31

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Because french. My family's renault laguna recently decided it didn't want to have indicators anymore.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
08/24/2014 at 19:56

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They have a mind of their own.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > My citroen won't start
08/24/2014 at 19:57

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Don't go over 55


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > My citroen won't start
08/24/2014 at 19:58

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Everything continues to work absolutely fine on my 14-year-old French car! (Though, truth be told, there isn't much to go wrong.)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > KirkyV
08/24/2014 at 20:00

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Mine has quite a few things that can go kaputt and bankrupt me.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > ly2v8-Brian
08/24/2014 at 20:02

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I don't think it's physically possible to go over 55 here.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > My citroen won't start
08/24/2014 at 20:02

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Even if something were to break on mine, parts are ridiculously cheap. I suppose that's the difference between a nineties Peugeot supermini and an early oughts Citroen cloud-on-wheels.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > My citroen won't start
08/24/2014 at 20:06

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You are save then, otherwise...


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > KirkyV
08/24/2014 at 20:08

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It also doesn't help that I'm nowhere near PSA territory. I'd kill for a Peugeot supermini, the closest I got was my first car, a Citroen ZX Dakar.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > ly2v8-Brian
08/24/2014 at 20:09

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In case of an emergency I trust the Hydractive to save me.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > My citroen won't start
08/24/2014 at 20:18

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Yeah, that must be rough. Part of the reason why I like my car so much is that it's so easy to get hold of parts for. I can't believe I've never heard of the ZX! One of the cars I'm considering to replace my car, the 306, is based on the ZX's chassis. The Volcano looks incredibly cool.

My car's a direct descendent of the old AX, a 106.


Kinja'd!!! Vracktal > My citroen won't start
08/24/2014 at 20:44

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HAIL HYDRActive


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > KirkyV
08/24/2014 at 20:45

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165hp on a car that size was awesome. My parents owned a AX when they lived in France, in white, what a pretty little car.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Vracktal
08/24/2014 at 20:54

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HAIL HYDRActive 3+


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > My citroen won't start
08/25/2014 at 03:35

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It IS your fault. You bought it. And should have known better ;-)